black and white….nada mas
as much as I hated cold showers two months ago, I am starting to like them
hey oh! baby girl is taking a slow as fuck bus (they call them “busetas”) to come say “hi” (that means sex…)…from Santa Marta while I am enjoying my solitary life in Barranquilla. In normal land that would take approximately 1.5-2 Hrs…In buseta land….who fucking knows.
have a Airbnb in Cartagena on Sunday…
hookers…where do we even start………. I have dated local girls, i have been in long distance relationships, i have even been married. all of them start out with treating you well (doing all the cute things that you would expect) and then, they (the woman) stop doing them. You end of having to go buy […]
who fucking knows…? I am going to try and “live my best life…” Its 649am and I am just thinking about how to get to Cartagena on Sunday without contracting an STD… have barely thought about how the fuck I am going to get back to Detroit in two weeks when I need to get […]
huh? lets go to the mall? yeah baby, lets go. I need firepower, toilet paper, laundry detergent, food, and a god damn haircut. Out of this list, I am most worried about the haircut. I have yet to “order” a haircut in Spanish. Here is how it goes down – I sit there and wait […]
Hi-Hello-Oye_Hola…on this page I will try to bring about the life of a professional consultant that is interested in traveling the world. If you are afraid of putas, yayo, having fun and/or just being a complete degenerate I would say this blog is not for you — see you the fuck later Otherwise, I am […]